Hostel Part III

(10:17:55 AM) Derek: cause my hotel has no intarwebs
(10:17:58 AM) Ben: wow
(10:18:05 AM) Ben: what the hell kind of backwards ass hotel has no internet
(10:18:09 AM) Ben: want a dialup username?
(10:18:19 AM) Derek: I dont even think the room has a phone
(10:18:25 AM) Ben: does it have a bed?
(10:18:30 AM) Ben: are you sure it's a hotel?
(10:18:30 AM) Derek: it has a bench
(10:19:08 AM) Ben: are there shackles?
(10:19:13 AM) Derek: some